Defender Ranks, Week 22
Who needs a silly pint at only 16 ounces? Real men do it by the deuce-deuce. I tell you, it only tastes better when you get extra, and we continue to roll all the way to that illustrious week...
View ArticleMidfielder Rankings, Week 22
Before we get into the top 11 midfielders for Week 22, let me axe y'all a question. Who would you rather have Eden Hazard or Alexis Sánchez? You can't answer both, even if you own both. It's a tough...
View ArticleForward Rankings, Week 22
So the biggest question I keep hearing is predominantly about one thing, and one thing only...and I will finally answer it now. Yes, they are bugle boy jeans and they are most certainly comfortable. I...
View ArticleDefender Rankings, Week 23
It's like The Day After Tomorrow with this week's rankings, or also known as Week 1 after WC. Yeah, we are getting all biblical with the defenders this week. If you aren't good and don't behave, I...
View ArticleForward Rankings, Week 23
The rankings this week were supposed to be nice and easy. Diego Costa on top, because he hates being a power-bottom type fantasy option. Then he has to go all stomp on Emre Can, and will be facing...
View ArticleDefender Rankings, Week 24
It's a tough week for defenders. Some tough matches against equally tough opponents have totally neutralized my powers of defensive persuasion. Luckily, there are three fixtures that you can or...
View ArticleForward Rankings, Week 24
1. Sergio Aguero, Man City £12.7 (vs. Hull) - If I could rank him higher this week, I would. The laws of physics and the Justice League fan club of America strongly forebode it though. So we are...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 25
Short week, breeds short abbreviated rankings. It could be worse, we could have just phoned it in and not done anything, completely ignored your question and completely shut down the Razzbol FC social...
View ArticleDefender Rankings, Week 27: Cresswell Cookies
Man this week looks skimpier than that time I was in Jamaica and some local guy said here you need to eat this plant. Needless to say the dress code got a little luminous with my WASP colored pigment....
View ArticleDefender Ranks, Week 37 – Two Goons, 1 Black Cat
The title should say it all, I know they play each other one of the fixtures but it's still double your pleasure double your fun. Though I don't think this involves gum or the hot twins that promote...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 21 – Midfielders and Forwards
With the rankings of the midfielders and forwards this week, I have a boggle on my mind and I'd like a majority of opinions to help me figure it out. The City midfield? Is it just me or are the two...
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